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<\/iframe><\/p>\nOh God, the world is ugly in the morning. It’s our anniversary. Did you brush your teeth this morning? No. You? No. Happy Anniversary, honey.<\/p>\nAl und Peggy haben Hochzeitstag und beschlie\u00dfen sich dieses Mal ausnahmsweise nichts zu schenken.<\/p>\nYou gonna get me a tie again? Yeah. You getting me shoes, from your store?<\/p>\nIn Wahrheit m\u00f6chte der liebende Ehemann jedoch ein ganz besonderes Geschenk kaufen. Er verr\u00e4t dies seinen Kindern, die es postwendend ihrer Mutter weitererz\u00e4hlen. Das h\u00e4tte man wissen k\u00f6nnen. 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